We all come across adverts where ever we go. They are part
of our life. Here we have put together some clever and funny
ads that will make you laugh and think. They are very eye catching ads.
FUNNY ADVERTS
At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
At a Towing Company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.
Gym: Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear!
In a Beauty Shop: Dye now!
In a health food shop window: Closed due to illness.
In a Launderette: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We’ll wait.
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.
On a butcher's window: Let me meat your needs.
On another Butcher's window: Pleased to meat you.
On a church door: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)
On a local plumbing company's trucks in NE Pennsylvania: Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
On a maternity room door: Push. Push. Push.
On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed.
On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard — bell out of order.)
On an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.
On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store: Thirty-eight years on the same spot.
On a United Airlines emergency exit row instruction card: If you cannot read this card...
On the door of a Computer Store: Out for a quick byte.
Outside a second-hand store: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.
Moscow hotel lobby across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
Rome laundry: Ladies leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
Sweden: in the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.